I was remembering all the crazy things I did with or to my little sister Jentry when we were kids and I was rolling with laughter so I thought I'd document it and see if this seems funny to anyone else or if I just have a quirky sense of humor.
I was probably in the 6th grade when I really wanted to start wearing makeup but my mom wouldn't allow me to. I started sneaking makeup out of my moms makeup bag and taking it with me to school. I would put the makeup on while riding the bus to school. (probably not the best idea now that I look back on it, that was a bumpy bus ride living on a dirt road n all, I'm sure I looked ridiculous lol) Anyways, one day while we were riding the bus I convinced Jentry who was 7 or 8 years old at the time that she needed some major eyebrow tweezing and some makeup lessons (this coming from a 12 year old that knew everything). Like I said before we had a pretty bumpy bus ride so half of the time that I was trying to tweeze Jentry's eyebrows I'd accidentally pinch her skin and make these awful red marks. I just kept apologizing and kept saying "that was the last time, I won't do it again!" I said that at least 10 times... After I had left at least a dozen red pinch marks in between my sisters eyebrows I decided I needed to fill in the rest of her remaining eyebrows with BLACK eyeliner. Where the crap did I learn this? How in the world did I think that it would look good? Needless to say Jentry got a confused look from the bus driver when she got off the bus. What cracks me up the most is I can't stop thinking about how her teachers must have reacted when they saw her. HAHAHAHA! Little 8yr old Jentry walking into class with her skin super red and scratched between her eyebrows and then 2 huge black Frankenstein block eyebrows. I am dying laughing right now as I'm typing just thinking of it again.This is a memory I will hopefully never forget. Who knows maybe when Sadie comes home from school all "dolled" up in some black eyeliner I'll have a little more compassion for her.
Hahahaha - That's a great one.
ReplyDeleteJust this week I was telling Ricky about the time you and Jodee taped a cup to the roof of her car. You drove around, and when people would flag you down you would just waive "Hi!" like you didn't know what was going on. We had a good laugh about that.