Top 5 things I can't stand

Let me preface this post by saying these are things that I myself can't stand so I hope you won't be offended if one of these 5 things is something you love. If you do love one of these 5 things though we might have to redetermine our friendship....lol just kidding.
1. Cats.
    I hate cats. I hate everything about them. I hate that they always smell like rotten pee and then they try and rub themselves up against you. I hate that they use litter boxes and that those litter boxes are usually kept inside the home. Who came up with that idea? Hey lets fill a plastic tub full of nasty smelling sand and put it in our laundry room so our disgusting cat can poop and pee and leave it to stink up the whole house.WHAT? Oh and if the stink of cats wasn't bad enough they leave hair EVERYWHERE! Haven't you ever looked at someones coat or shirt that owns a cat and automatically thought "they have a cat" because they're covered in cat hair. Have you ever had to go inside of a home with someone who has a cat? 9 times out of 10 it smells and is basically disgusting. Then these aforementioned people love these disgusting lazy things! They don't care that the cat is unteachable (no sit, stay, retrieve, potty training etc.) and that the cat could care less about them as long as it's being fed. Last but not least cats do not contribute to society. Have you ever heard of a "Blind Cat Society" or a "Guide Cat" I don't think so! Just typing about cats gets me worked up!
2. Cold Food
    I have many a time seared my mouth because I like my food served boiling hot. Josh has really no preference if his food is cold or not. He can pull leftovers out of the fridge and eat them just they way they are. YUCK! I am not one of those people. I can't eat cold pizza, cold spaghetti, cold macaroni, etc. The only thing I hate worse than cold food is luke warm food that hasn't been heated all the way through. For example, you are reheating some leftovers in the microwave, the edges are hot but when you get to the middle it's still cold or luke warm. When this happens to me I come pretty close to throwing up. The only things I like cold are things that are supposed to be cold. Ice cream for example, I love ice cream. Moving on..
3. Winnie the Pooh (and others)
   I don't have a very justifiable reason for why I hate Winnie the Pooh so much. Don't get me wrong I don't think the show or it's characters send a bad message or anything like that. I just think it's super cheesy. I hate seeing Winnie the Pooh on t-shirts or blankets or earrings anything! With that said I think it's super cheesy to have really any cartoon character on your person after the point at which you can dress yourself. I hate seeing middle aged woman in the supermarket wearing an over sized shirt with a huge picture of tinkerbell on it. Drives me CRAZY! This includes but is not limited to: mickey/minnie mouse, most Disney characters, daffy duck, pluto, goofy, and all other looney tunes.
4. Being Cut off
     Like most people I hate being cut off when I'm driving. I particularly hate when I am driving and I am in the left hand lane and you see two or three signs that say merge left because the road I'm on is turning into one lane instead of two and there is a car close to me in the right hand lane. This car has seen the signs telling them to merge and instead of braking and getting behind me they wait till the last second and try and squeeze in front of me! Most of the time in this situation I accelerate with them so they can't pull in front of me and they finally have to slam on their breaks so they don't run off the road. I don't feel bad about it either! It's their fault!
5. The T.V. show Dual Survival
  Josh, his dad and a couple of his brothers have been into watching this show called Dual Survival on Discovery. It's basically Man v.s Wild only worse. Instead of one annoying guy trying to teach you how to survive in the wilderness while the whole time the footage is being edited and he has help it's two. These guys names are Dave and Cody. Dave is pretty bad but I really dislike (not hate) Cody. Cody in short is the worst kind of hippie. I refuses to wear shoes and in doing so he holds them back and complains when his feet get hurt. He always talks about stupid hippie mumbo jumbo and he says he's a vegetarian but then almost every show he eats meat. I don't mind hippie's I just mind ignorant ones.
   
Well there it is. I don't know why I had such an urge to post this but its out there.